So what you do is you stay on that caffeine all day, and you're all jacked up, and then you crash.
And right before you crash, you eat all that fat.
And then you do it over again.
You might have some chocolate dessert.
You might have some chocolate ice cream.
You might have something sweet with chocolate in it later on.
You might have more chocolate bar after dinner.
And you're back in the saddle again.
You're going up, you're going up, you're going up until you finally crash and get to sleep at night.
And then in the morning, you get up and you're like, oh my God, what's going on?
Hey, honey, where's the coffee?
Let me figure that out. Oh, yeah. Oh, great. Let me read this coffee package here.
This is from fine roasted families across the world. Fair trade and sustainable.
This is the best coffee. Ooh, they roast their beans in a special way. Aren't they smart? This
is such a great coffee right here. Oh, wait, is that my mushroom coffee? Oh, yeah. Mushrooms look
like coffee. Wait a minute. It's not coffee, right? No, it's coffee and you get high again.
So that's what happens. Decaf is still the same thing. I got to get cooking, you guys.
I got my Norris sheet.
